*Ash and I watching a Dolly Parton music vid*
Bec: She has the biggest boobs ever!
Ash: That's when they were small.
*laughter*
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Ashley makes my life 60x more amazing!
Okay, a few weeks ago Ashley said something that I laughed about for days. Hopefully you will find it funny.
One morning right before breakfast, I came into Ashley's room. She was sitting on her bed with her computer. I came and sat beside her and said, "Dude, I didn't want to wake up this morning. My room was so comfy and I was super warm under my covers."
She said, "I know! Me either. I'm sorry, but my bed is way comfier than yours. It's amazing."
We were talking about that for a second and arguing about it, then we got onto the subject of how it's so amazing going to sleep.
Ashley said, "When I walk into my room, exhausted after a long day, it's wonderful." With much conviction she said, "My bed is a beacon of hope."
I started wheezing. "Beacon of hope?" Hahahah! For the next week, I would be driving by myself and randomly die laughing and think about when she said that. It was sooo funny!
Hopefully you guys get it.....maybe you have to know Ashley and see her face when she says stuff like this.....it's so hilarious. She is so serious and then realizes the humor in her words, so she leans back and dies laughing too. It's funny and I'm gonna miss it when I move.....:(
One morning right before breakfast, I came into Ashley's room. She was sitting on her bed with her computer. I came and sat beside her and said, "Dude, I didn't want to wake up this morning. My room was so comfy and I was super warm under my covers."
She said, "I know! Me either. I'm sorry, but my bed is way comfier than yours. It's amazing."
We were talking about that for a second and arguing about it, then we got onto the subject of how it's so amazing going to sleep.
Ashley said, "When I walk into my room, exhausted after a long day, it's wonderful." With much conviction she said, "My bed is a beacon of hope."
I started wheezing. "Beacon of hope?" Hahahah! For the next week, I would be driving by myself and randomly die laughing and think about when she said that. It was sooo funny!
Hopefully you guys get it.....maybe you have to know Ashley and see her face when she says stuff like this.....it's so hilarious. She is so serious and then realizes the humor in her words, so she leans back and dies laughing too. It's funny and I'm gonna miss it when I move.....:(
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Awkwardness with a guy!
Okay, ......I'm sitting with one of my good guy friends talking about how someone can get appendicitis, and I said "I think something blocks your appendices" (I had just read how you can get it) Then what I meant to say was "feces can block your appendices" but instead I said "your testies can block your appendices" After I said that I was thinking "ummm...I don't think that was right" so we sat there for a few seconds in silence, and then I said "ummm.....or something" then I changed the subject. It was awkward because I was with a guy, but I was really glad because he is my good friend or otherwise I would have been very embarrassed!
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