Disturbing Hospital Visit

My roommate, Raegan, was telling me about one time when she was in the hospital and she heard something very disturbing outside the door. She said that a nurse walked by and she heard this:

"One of my fantasies is to take my bra off and choke you with it."

HAHAH! That is wrong on so many levels, but oh so funny :)

Couple Rennovations

I made a couple changes to the page. Wow, it needed some help :) Anyways, enjoy and tell me if you don't like it. I can change it again :)

Peace, Love, and Bacon :)
Beckles

Human and Geometry

So I'm at school in Human Body class and our teacher was talking about how some hair is tender and some hair is not tender. so she said " now Mary-grace's hair whenever I brush it she is like ow ow ow ow, but Ellen's hair, well you could use a rake on her head!"

The next thing is when I was Geometry class and we were talking about Inscribed and Circumscribed. So I was sharing a book with Amanda and we were doing problems when Wade turns around and asked us what one of the problems was so I said " The square is circumcised in the circle" and then everyone started laughing and Even said " I was just waiting for someone to say that" 

anyway that is my word for the week!

Love Forever,
Shiphie

romantic umbrellas

On Thursday, me, Kez, and Bradley (not sure how to spell his name) were waiting for my mom and Bradly kept picking up different umbrellas and would push them up and make a comment on one and so on. then I said "what if there was a tin or metal umbrella" and he said "ahhhh...that would be very romantic to walk under." 


I don't know if anyone else found that funny but it was pretty funny when he said that.


Shiphie

An Elf!

My brother, his wife, kezzy, and me were in Macy's shopping over the holidays.While we were all walking, we were talking about the movie ELF, and kez said rather loudly this reminds me of on Elf, and just as she said that a really little drawf lady walks past us! Then we all started laughing! But we felt bad too!

Shiphie

Crude, yet funny.

*Ash and I watching a Dolly Parton music vid*

Bec: She has the biggest boobs ever!

Ash: That's when they were small.

*laughter*

Ashley makes my life 60x more amazing!

Okay, a few weeks ago Ashley said something that I laughed about for days. Hopefully you will find it funny.

One morning right before breakfast, I came into Ashley's room. She was sitting on her bed with her computer. I came and sat beside her and said, "Dude, I didn't want to wake up this morning. My room was so comfy and I was super warm under my covers."

She said, "I know! Me either. I'm sorry, but my bed is way comfier than yours. It's amazing."

We were talking about that for a second and arguing about it, then we got onto the subject of how it's so amazing going to sleep.

Ashley said, "When I walk into my room, exhausted after a long day, it's wonderful." With much conviction she said, "My bed is a beacon of hope."

I started wheezing. "Beacon of hope?" Hahahah! For the next week, I would be driving by myself and randomly die laughing and think about when she said that. It was sooo funny!

Hopefully you guys get it.....maybe you have to know Ashley and see her face when she says stuff like this.....it's so hilarious. She is so serious and then realizes the humor in her words, so she leans back and dies laughing too. It's funny and I'm gonna miss it when I move.....:(