Ice Cream

Scenario: Ashley and Becca are sitting on Becca's bed in silence....eating Reese's peanut butter blast ice cream.

Becca: "The Conner's aren't big ice cream people. I don't get that."

Ashley: "They're missing out on life."

Becca: ".....*sigh*....I know."

Ashley: "Dude, ice cream is so bad for you."

*both stare at ice cream sadly then take another spoonful*

Ashley: "So we hang our heads in shame...and keep eating."

Slogan mix ups

So, tonight my roommate and I needed study and write papers. I asked Casey if she wanted to make coffee. When she openned the coffee can we remarked on how good it smelled, and I said the first thing to pop in my head, "M'm m'm good! JC Penny!...wait..that's not JC Penny." Needless to say Casey had a good laugh causing me to laugh! Yes, it's late, and everything is extremely funny!

~Kaylin

Nick

Me and a friend from A&P were talking about awkward things to say to perfect strangers (during class actually...oops. But believe it or not, it DID pertain to class) Here are two we came up with during class...and you have to know Nick....He's hilarious and has the biggest/cutest eyes and has a gift for keeping a straight face.

In class our teacher started talking about shaving for some reason and our teacher said something about how humans shave then said, "Well guys do." Nick and I looked at each other as if to say SO DO GIRLS! Anyways, we chuckled about that then Nick looked at me totally seriously and said, "Do you shave your legs?" Then he said it with emphasis, "Do YOU shave your LEGS!?!" I was holding back my wheeze of laughter.

Next one, my professor was talking about peeing and sometimes how it smells really strong. Nick turned to me and said, "Do you have strong pee? Do YOU have strong PEE?" We were dying laughing.

So, if you want to freak someone out, ask them one of these questions. Say them very intensely and with big eyes and point at them...just like Nick did, cause it was priceless.

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