Crude, yet funny.

*Ash and I watching a Dolly Parton music vid*

Bec: She has the biggest boobs ever!

Ash: That's when they were small.

*laughter*

Ashley makes my life 60x more amazing!

Okay, a few weeks ago Ashley said something that I laughed about for days. Hopefully you will find it funny.

One morning right before breakfast, I came into Ashley's room. She was sitting on her bed with her computer. I came and sat beside her and said, "Dude, I didn't want to wake up this morning. My room was so comfy and I was super warm under my covers."

She said, "I know! Me either. I'm sorry, but my bed is way comfier than yours. It's amazing."

We were talking about that for a second and arguing about it, then we got onto the subject of how it's so amazing going to sleep.

Ashley said, "When I walk into my room, exhausted after a long day, it's wonderful." With much conviction she said, "My bed is a beacon of hope."

I started wheezing. "Beacon of hope?" Hahahah! For the next week, I would be driving by myself and randomly die laughing and think about when she said that. It was sooo funny!

Hopefully you guys get it.....maybe you have to know Ashley and see her face when she says stuff like this.....it's so hilarious. She is so serious and then realizes the humor in her words, so she leans back and dies laughing too. It's funny and I'm gonna miss it when I move.....:(

Awkwardness with a guy!

Okay, ......I'm sitting with one of my good guy friends talking about how someone can get appendicitis, and I said "I think something blocks your appendices" (I had just read how you can get it) Then what I meant to say was "feces can block your appendices" but instead I said "your testies can block your appendices" After I said that I was thinking "ummm...I don't think that was right" so we sat there for a few seconds in silence, and then I said "ummm.....or something" then I changed the subject. It was awkward because I was with a guy, but I was really glad because he is my good friend or otherwise I would have been very embarrassed!

Shiphie   

Ice Cream

Scenario: Ashley and Becca are sitting on Becca's bed in silence....eating Reese's peanut butter blast ice cream.

Becca: "The Conner's aren't big ice cream people. I don't get that."

Ashley: "They're missing out on life."

Becca: ".....*sigh*....I know."

Ashley: "Dude, ice cream is so bad for you."

*both stare at ice cream sadly then take another spoonful*

Ashley: "So we hang our heads in shame...and keep eating."

Slogan mix ups

So, tonight my roommate and I needed study and write papers. I asked Casey if she wanted to make coffee. When she openned the coffee can we remarked on how good it smelled, and I said the first thing to pop in my head, "M'm m'm good! JC Penny!...wait..that's not JC Penny." Needless to say Casey had a good laugh causing me to laugh! Yes, it's late, and everything is extremely funny!

~Kaylin

Nick

Me and a friend from A&P were talking about awkward things to say to perfect strangers (during class actually...oops. But believe it or not, it DID pertain to class) Here are two we came up with during class...and you have to know Nick....He's hilarious and has the biggest/cutest eyes and has a gift for keeping a straight face.

In class our teacher started talking about shaving for some reason and our teacher said something about how humans shave then said, "Well guys do." Nick and I looked at each other as if to say SO DO GIRLS! Anyways, we chuckled about that then Nick looked at me totally seriously and said, "Do you shave your legs?" Then he said it with emphasis, "Do YOU shave your LEGS!?!" I was holding back my wheeze of laughter.

Next one, my professor was talking about peeing and sometimes how it smells really strong. Nick turned to me and said, "Do you have strong pee? Do YOU have strong PEE?" We were dying laughing.

So, if you want to freak someone out, ask them one of these questions. Say them very intensely and with big eyes and point at them...just like Nick did, cause it was priceless.

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